BLUE CLUEENGLISH → BLUE TRANSLATOR
ENGLISH
BLUE
…she's listening.
TRY
It's a language, not random noise. Every English word maps to one fixed bark pattern — hello is always the same two barks, every single time you type it. Longer words bark longer, ALL CAPS barks louder, numbers count themselves out in yips, and your punctuation comes through untouched, so a question still sounds like a question.